Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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