Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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