you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I met the friendliest cop last night
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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