we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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