she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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