"it" just moved
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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