Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I am in a vortex of obligation.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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