he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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