So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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