try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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