Well douche your snatch and let's go!
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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