So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
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She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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