There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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