I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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