Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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