that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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