Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
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I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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