Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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