to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
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Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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