North Korea, Best Korea!
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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