it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
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I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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