Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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