found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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