If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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