The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
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I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
my poor anus
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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