Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
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I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I think I just sharted jello shots
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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