Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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