Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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