It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize
