oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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