thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
Randomize
