Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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