Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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