How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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