Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize