i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
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You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I think your dad took our porno
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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