My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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