i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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