I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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