im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
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I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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