I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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