Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Michael Bay diarrhea
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Let's get the cat blown out
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
