wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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