Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
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I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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