we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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