I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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