FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.