trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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