You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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