I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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