God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
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Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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