you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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