I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
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they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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