I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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