I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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